5 EXTREME French Toast Creations (Cheat Day)

5 EXTREME French Toast Creations (Cheat Day)

August 17, 2019 100 By Bertrand Dibbert


Bonjour and welcome to a french cheat day today We will be eating French toast Or baguette croissant that’s offensive I have not had breakfast, me neither. I just had some skittles Stretch it stretch up my stomach yeah i was hungry So hungry, also, warning, Sinead only has one contact lens is right today So she might be staring at her food like this yeah, all right can we eat let’s eat let’s eat you have to pick it out cuz I’m fucking blind Peanut butter and chocolate this is a reese’s pieces. I’m So excited [yes] you sound like rugrats in Paris. That’s what you remind me of. Yeah, it’s a movie. Okay this smells delicious melted chocolate sauce I see the peanut butter [uh] And French toes I’m so excited you have to get all the peanut butter and the chocolate [oh], you’re [ready] [at] [all] is your idiot ahead of me. There are you gonna cheers me cheers? Okay, that’s how they do [Define] art. No, we’re good. Oh instant gratification it is so good instant joy this should be called [Jolie] toast [oh], God That’s delicious. I’m gonna have some more are we supposed to see actual reese’s pieces cuz I don’t see that I just see peanut butter and chocolate [but] either way It’s delicious [we’l] find it you guys I’ve gained ten pounds in the last year. Thank you cheat day You guys this is so good. It’s really good If I want to share with you through the good Karma, but I don’t cuz it’s so good, please don’t throw this away We’re gonna move on to the next one, but it’s your temporary moving on it’s like Nick young went back to his baby mama We will be returning to this what is this it’s hard got like a Hardness to it. What is happening in there is this ice cream? No no no? No, what is this no good dessert soup in there? It’s like doesn’t look that great when you read that – it should we just How’s that? Nutella God damn it i’m good, so good at eating you guys this is a s’mores themed French toast it’s got Nutella, it’s got Graham cracker crust. It’s got chocolate. It’s got marshmallow fluff Marshmallow fluff i win mmm Wow, that just tastes like summer camp [oh] I don’t know what that’s like. my first s’mores was in college You guys tired as children [that’s] kind of like what it is like You sit by a fire, and you make s’mores you tell camp stories. It’s magical wow Cool. No, I didn’t have that so you had in college just like for fun. Yeah when I had my first American friends. [oh] So I really like the outside of this, but in the middle. It’s a little goopy It’s a little goopy in the middle I understand why because it’s supposed to be smart and then inside of a S’more is pretty Goopy like [a] fluffy part But I think this is a french toast you’d have to eat pretty soon after it hit the table You feel me, you feel me. I don’t like crunchy french toast. I want it to be very moist. Yeah Mm-hmm Why don’t people hate the word moist you like cuz it’s nasty we’ve been over this miriam [oh], what is wrong with the word moist [I] feel like it’s it’s not the right word. You should ever use to describe food. Why because it reminds you of vagina? I think that’s sexist. I don’t think I reminds me of vagina. I think it’s just a nasty word vagina, and that’s why you’re moist reminds me of all things that are moist which may or may not include vagina But it includes other things it’s like the word panties It’s just like not a cute sounding word so you don’t say it especially together moist panties that’s why it took me till college to have American friends you’re ready for your next French pieces feast your eyes on these french French toast [ha] I give you like [five] minutes to make this plate look [disgusting] Girl, I do it in 30 seconds. What is this right first of all yeah? What is this cream [cheese]? I hope it’s butter. I think it’s cream cheese, [okay]. Let’s look at the inside There’s not much going on in the inside of it. It’s literally just French toast I’m being led to believe that there’s something else in here that I’m not seeing it might be because I’m blind though I’m just gonna. I don’t want to know I just want to taste it in my mouth That’s what she said God it smells like coffee it is coffee for sure tiramisu yeah Where’s the M Mascarpone right? Oh, God damn it that is? Delicious is it so funny like once we know what it is. We’re like so ready to eat more of it. You like coffee Mm-Hmm I didn’t have coffee today either and either and [I’ve] had coffee every single day since I was [six] months old they do that they do that in South Africa too they’re like here’s some coffee I swear to God And when you’re older And you’re like this probably isn’t healthy when I was six months old my mom switched me from breast milk to lattes in my bottle No one believed me So I facetime to my mom another day in front of a bunch of people and I was like mom when did I start drinking espresso and milk and she’s like you mean cafe con leche and [she’s] like I don’t all six months Is that why you’re so hyper? It’s just like ingrained into no, it’s why I’m so lethargic And I don’t have any energy because I’m immune to caffeine you don’t have any energy Why did in that moment cuz I felt offended but oh I’m sorry, that’s okay i want more food Bring it over This looks like traditional French toast with peanut butter and Jelly I have never ever had peanut butter and jelly in my entire life once have we talked about this before I think I told you this before [as] of right now to meet peanut butter and Jelly tell me my it might be the Nastiest grossest thing in the entire world It’s two flavors that shouldn’t mix I don’t think I like [them] separately that’s literally the quintessential example of when flavors mix well I mean, I’ve dipped my finger into peanut butter, and then dipped my finger to Jelly to see look that looks like an explosion of peanut butter and jelly poop Look at that and Jelly and bunny enough Do you love it? I don’t even like a smell of it I’m not trying to be offensive, but I just don’t like the smell of it No one made this here right? We got this to a restaurant so that I can take that back. I don’t care i’m done Oh my God. I can’t okay. I have to do it. I just have to do it. [hey] You’re doing well what I’m trying to get all of it. I’m so nervous you have to eat the whole bite get your mind out of it get your mind out and like really experience it Let’s open up your mind to it mmm. You know what they say. God is and all the things what does that even mean? All the things so you don’t want to offend God by saying [don’t] I thought is in all the things so God is in my peanut butter and jelly. Yeah, okay, take him in Or her I’m sorry. God. [no], [no] you liked it It’s weird because I like to do things separately but together they just don’t work for me I don’t think the flavors match. I don’t get how you think they match it’s too literary different flavors It’s literally the example people use when they want to talk about flavors then match. Oh, he’s like the peanut That’s like the one peanut butter and jelly is that ham Yeah, girl. [it’s] just dripping [and] ham juice. It’s ham and cheese and French toast what else is purple on there though you see that already died and gone to heaven you see that. What’s [that] what’s it’s not blood So we know it’s ham cheese, jam. Ham Jam cheese ham cheese, jam. Jam ham cheese cheese, Jam. Ham okay ready? Can you hurry? That’s fucking great. Oh, but you don’t like peanut butter and jelly. No, I will eat Jam on my ham let me get that for you, I’ve got it so evolutionarily speaking We’ve been conditioned to like high amounts of fat and sugar all in one bite because we needed it when we were in the Forest and there wasn’t anything we needed except berries, so this is hitting me on like a thousand years back That’s the craziest logic. I’ve ever heard it’s not logic it’s sience this is so delish I really like this wonderful fantastique. The bread is [like] soaked in something. What is that eggs? Well? It’s French toast so yeah, but by other ones didn’t seem like that the other one are dry That’s why it’s called This is the breakfast sandwich. It’s got sausage. It’s got cheese. It’s got sweet [potatoes] It’s got like an entire egg Does yours have the yolk do you like yolk and then I okay you already licked and chewed that one. That’s true You guys look at this oh my God nothing is better than this we haven’t even eaten it yet And we’re like this is the best thing I’ve ever tasted Okay, ready. It’s really hot though, so be careful mmm Yum,it’s soo good This is the best cheat day ever My family went through so much trouble to get here nor get to experience this on this day my entire Life has been about this moment Lily just asked me to do sexual eating so that we can use it in slow motion no It’s 2016 I don’t have to sell my body with my food. I’ll sell [my] body to eat my food Someone’s not a feminist French people thank you for the French toast the French kissing. Thank you for the statue of Liberty [and] your own Eiffel tower is pretty great also [I] Miriam This [is] Sinead see you soon hahaha, oh au revoir mon Ami [but] before you go? you should definitely click to the left to check out some really weird sodas on cheat day or click right for the best VMA dress of all time on debatable