Divas Riff-Off w/ Demi Lovato

Divas Riff-Off w/ Demi Lovato

August 13, 2019 100 By Bertrand Dibbert


IT’S A LOVELY VIBE IN HERE,
LOVELY VIBE IN HERE TONIGHT. I DON’T KNOW WHETHER ST A VIBE
IN THE ROOM OR GUILLERMO’S SHIRT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ST.
I WAS DRIVING INTO WORK TODAY, I FINALLY FOUND MY AMERICAN RADIO
STATION, DOES ANYONE LISTEN THIS RADIO STATION CALLED DIVAS? IT IS HONESTLY, IT’S AMAZING. IT JUST, HAVE YOU HEARD IT? NO, YOU WOULDN’T HEAR IT. IT ONLY PLAYS HITS FROM DIVAS
LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE SINGING PROUD MARY BY TINA TURNER, IT IS
AMAZING. LIKE ALL THESE OLD DIVAS. I WAS LIKE THEY DON’T MAKE THEM
LIKE THAT ANY MORE. DO THEY? DIVAS BACK THEN WERE JUST BETTER
THAN DIVAS ARE TODAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THEY DIDN’T
HAVE INSTAGRAM. THEY JUST HAD SAS, VOICE, SONGS. DON’T YOU THINK? ANYWAY, THAT IS ALL I WILL TALK
ABOUT. NOW, COMING UP IN THE SHOW.>>HEY, CORDEN. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: SORRY, I’M RIGHT IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE NOT ON UNTIL AFTER THE
NEXT COMMERCIAL BREAK.>>YEAH, I KNOW, I HEARD YOU
HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THAT DIVAS BACK THEN ARE DIVAS TODAY.>>James: WELL, YES, THEY ARE. TINA TURNER, ARETHA FRANKLIN,
WHITNEY HOUSTON, CHER, IT’S A FACT. DIVAS BACK THEN WERE JUST
FIERCER THAN DIVAS ARE TODAY, AS SIMPLE AS THAT.>>OH REALLY?>>James: YES, REALLY.>>WELL, OKAY, IF YOU THINK
DIVAS BACK THEN WERE BETTER, AND I THINK DIVAS TODAY ARE BETTER,
WHY DON’T WE JUST SETTLE THIS TONIGHT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: WAIT, IF I AM
HEARING THIS RIGHT, IT SOUNDS, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE
CHALLENGING ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW TO A DIVAS THEN, DIVAS NOW
RIFFOFF. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’M DOING.>>James: WELL, UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE, OKAY, I’M SORRY, WE CANNOT HAVE A RIF OFF
WITHOUT AYA AN A CAPELLA GROUP, WE DON’T HAVE WITH ONE HERE
TONIGHT.>>DONE WE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME LEVEL. ♪
>>James: AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE THESE GUYS WITH YOU? WELL, LOOK, I MEAN I’LL DO IT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I’LL DO IT. BUT DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU,
OKAY. YOU SURE YOU’RE READY FOR THIS,
LOVATO?>>I’M PRETTY READY.>>James: YEAH?>>YEAH.>>James: I WAS BORN READY. I HAVE GOT HITS. I’VE GOT HITS FROM BEFORE YOU
WERE BORN.>>AND I’VE GOT HITS THAT ARE MY
OWN. AND I HAVE GOT THESE. O
>>♪ THERE’S A FIRE STARTING IN MY HEART
♪ REACHING A FEVER PITCH AND IT’S BRINGING ME
♪ OUT THE DARK THE SCARS OF YOUR LOVE
♪ REMIND ME OF US I CAN’T HELP FEELING
♪ WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ROLLING IN THE DEEP
♪ YOU HAD MY HEART INSIDE OF YOUR HAND
♪ BUT YOU PLAYED IT YOU PLAYED IT
♪ YOU PLAYED IT YOU PLAYED IT
♪ TO THE BEAT>>James: ♪ WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE GIRL ♪ I HAD A RAG DOLL
THE ONLY DOLL ♪ I’VE EVER OWNED
NOW I LOVE YOU ♪ JUST THE WAY I LOVED THAT
RAG DOLL ♪ BUT ONLY NOW
MY LOVE HAS GROWN ♪ AND IT GETS STRONGER
IN EVERY WAY ♪ AND IT GETS HIGHER
DAY BY DAY ♪ AND DO I LOVE YOU
MY OH MY ♪ YEAH RIVER DEEP
MOUNTAIN HIGH YEAH
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>WOW. THAT WAS TERRIBLE. JUST REALLY AWFUL. BAD.>>James: YOU BETTER WATCH
YOUR MOUTH. YEAH? YEAH, YOU WATCH THAT MOUTH.>>I CAN’T, I CAN’T WATCH MY
MOUTH.>>James: LUCKY YOU. ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? YOU NEED TO SHOW A LITTLE
RESPECT, YOUNG LADY. HIT IT. ♪ WHAT YOU WANT
BABY, I GOT IT ♪ WHAT YOU NEED
DO YOU KNOW I GOT IT ♪ ALL I’M ASKIN’
IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT ♪ WHEN YOU COME HOME
HEY BABY ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T
FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME ♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T
TAKE CARE, T-C-B ♪ SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME
SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME ♪ SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME
SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME>>♪ I GOT THE EYE
OF THE TIGER ♪ A FIGHTER
DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE ♪ ‘CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
AND YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR ♪ OH LOUDER, LOUDER
THAN A LION ♪ ‘CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
AND YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ YOU’LL HEAR ME ROAR AND YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>IN YOUR FACE!>>James: OKAY, THAT WAS GOOD. IF ARE YOU INTO THAT SORT OF
THING. BUT I MEAN HERE’S THE THING,
YOU’RE JUST SINGING THE HITS OF OTHER DIVAS. WHAT IS THE PROBLEMO, GOT NONE
OF YOUR OWN, LOVATO?>>YOU
>>YOU ASKED FOR IT. ♪ NEVER PUT MY LOVE
OUT ON THE LINE ♪ NEVER SAID YES
TO THE RIGHT GUY ♪ NEVER HAD TROUBLE
GETTING WHAT I WANT ♪ BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU
I’M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH ♪ YEAH YOU
MAKE ME SO NERVOUS ♪ THAT I JUST CAN’T HOLD
YOUR HAND ♪ YOU MAKE ME
GLOW ♪ BUT I COVER UP
WON’T LET IT SHOW ♪ SO I’M PUTTING
MY DEFENSES UP ♪ CAUSE I DON’T WANNA
FALL IN LOVE ♪ IF I EVER
DID THAT ♪ I THINK I’D HAVE
A HEART ATTACK (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ I THINK I’D HAVE A HEART ATTACK
♪ I THINK I’D HAVE A HEART ATTACK
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>CAN YOU PICK PIE MIC UP.>>James: SORRY, WHAT?>>CAN YOU JUST PICK MY MIC UP,
BITCH. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: OKAY, OKAY. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. YOU WIN. YOU WIN. YOU’RE RIGHT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I GAVE IT– I GAVE IT PIE BEST. BUT MAYBE, MAYBE IT’S NOT ABOUT
DIVAS THEN AND DIVAS NOW. MAYBE I AM NOT A GOOD ENOUGH
DIVA.>>OH, HEY, COME ON. OF COURSE YOU’RE A DIVA. YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN DIVA I’VE
EVER SEEN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE THERE
IS A WORLD WHERE DIVAS THEN AND DIVAS NOW ARE BOTH GREAT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: REALLY?>>YOU MEAN, YOU MEAN YOU THINK
THERE’S A WAY THAT WE COULD WORK TOGETHER?>>I
>>James: ♪ AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID
♪ I WAS PETRIFIED KEPT THINKING I COULD
♪ NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE
>>♪ BUT THEN I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS
♪ THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG AND I GREW STRONG
♪ AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG OH, NO, NOT I
>>♪ I WILL SURVIVE OH, AS LONG AS I KNOW
♪ HOW TO LOVE I KNOW I’LL STAY ALIVE
♪ I’VE GOT ALL MY LIFE TO LIVE I’VE GOT ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE
♪ I WILL SURVIVE I WILL SURVIVE
♪ I WILL SURVIVE>>JAMES: DEMI LOVATO, AND LEVEL
EVERYONE! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DEMI,
CHARLIE HUNNAM AND RUPERT FRIEND.