Nir & Gali: On the grill – English subtitles
Shlomi! Over here. Where have you been? – Where do you think? In a traffic jam, like everyone in this country. Avi, meet Chedva, my wife. – Finally we meet. – Pleased to meet you. – I thought you would never come. – Bro, I was in traffic, you wouldn’t believe it. – You should have used Waze. – Yes Chedva, but Waze drains my battery. – You see, he needs the battery. For 4 hours we stood in traffic so you could play Angry Birds. – I also check my work mail, for your information. – Shlomi, you’re unemployed. – I’m between jobs. – For six years already. Do you want to make a scene about this now? – Shlomi, take it easy, pal. Why fight? You are just tired from traffic. Come, eat something and chill, ok? How about a shashlik, buddy? – Excuse me? – Shashlik, it’s about done now. – You can’t be serious. What’s that? – Shlomi, my dearest, chill out. – Is it chicken? – It’s not chicken. – Oh man, you just gave me a heart attack. – Are you crazy? Like I’d serve you barbecue chicken. – Ha, yes.. that’s Avi and his jokes for you. So what is it? – It’s hen, sweetheart. – Are you kidding me? – No bro, it’s hen, I swear. – So what’s hen then? – Bird? – My wife is a hen! – Oh dear… how awkward. – Are you out of your mind, my wife is a hen! – Shlomi, my dear, I’m sorry, I thought it was bird. – Imagine I dangle an entrecote in front of your face! – I know, pal… – Man, you’re completely retarded. – It was an innocent mistake, Chedva. Are you ok, honey? – She’s ok, she’s ok. Are you ok, mami? – I… I can’t handle the smell. – The smell. It’s aunt Miriam. – It’s not her. – That’s aunt Miriam. I can smell her. – Mami, it’s not aunt Miriam, no chance. – There are no names on the bag… – Get rid of the bag already! – I’m going. Shlomi, I’m not staying here. – Mami, it’s alright. Look, he apologizes. – Chedva, I apologize, my dear. – I’m leaving now. Are you coming or not? – Are you crazy? I’m not going back in traffic now. – Will you come or not? – I’m not… Do you want to make a scene out of this? – I’m out of here. Bye. – Chedva… Fuck. – Jeez bro, I’m sorry. – Drop it. – You had a fight because of me. – Drop it. It’s not just because of you. It’s been like this for a long time. Don’t get married, Avi. – No way… who would want me? – Yeah… – So you want some hen, bro? – Put me some on a pita.