THE CHEAPEST WOMAN ON EARTH

THE CHEAPEST WOMAN ON EARTH

August 15, 2019 100 By Bertrand Dibbert


Yo, what’s [happening] guys? My name is Beasty And welcome back to the channel and today Ladies and gentlemen if you subscribe to my gaming channel link up there and down in the description You will receive this bottle of air. Now you’re probably wondering why would you ever want just a bottle of plain air? Well, let me tell you what this [is] no ordina- This is an ordinary bottle of air. I actually farted in this bottle, so if you want my bottle of [farted] Air then Okay, never mind Nobody’s going to want that Whatever welcome back ladies and gentlemen and today we’re going to be checking out a video sent to me on Twitter by this guy somewhere on screen and By the way Twitter is the best place [to] send me videos because it’s easy for me to see the videos I don’t have to search [for] them. You know so [just] link me on Twitter, okay? Just do it and we’re going to be checking this out cold extreme cheapskates That’s me me. I am cheap when we say cheap. We’re not talking about cheap like your normal consumer would consider cheap We’re not talking about going into Walmart and buying the generic bar of soap over the expensive [type] buying the great value Generic Cereal [over] the main stuff like uh Froot loops, I don’t know I don’t buy cereal I eat trash out of the trash [can] because I’m a piece of crap, but yeah We’re talking about cheap as in not doing something or doing something most people wouldn’t do. I know it doesn’t make sense We’re about to check out this extremely cheapskate woman that somehow manages to live with herself [in] three two one Disgusting I don’t do laundry. So you have to pay quite a bit in quarters, so whenever I have dirty clothes I try to wash them while I’m showering See I’m using a free sample of detergent. I got [okay]. I need to get Detergents and bleach onto my clothes before I put them in the shower, to soak hold up a minute We need to stop and we need to [analyze] what’s going on here. Okay, everybody calm down [we] need to find out what’s going on. She’s standing there talking to us a very intelligent audience What’s that man screw you? I’m intelligent Sometimes she’s talking to an intelligent audience and telling us the reason she doesn’t do laundry It’s because it costs quite a number of quarters when was the last time people talked about change quarters as being expensive okay, I need to get detergents and bleach onto my clothes before I put them in the shower to soak once I’m done showering, then I lather up the clothes I almost never do laundry the last time I do laundry was Maybe three years ago [ah] oh my God thats Disgusting three years without doing laundry You’re a nasty-ass, bitch Oh my God So you’re telling me that you go out to the gym you go to the yoga class? Stretch in with your ass that you probably don’t wipe because all toilet paper is expensive God forbid you spend any money on personal [hygiene]. [you’re] over there doing all these exercises go home you take a shower and then you decide to use a free sample of Detergent to wash your body and your clothing and then you just wring it out and throw it on lady listen hm That’s not going to work. You know [I] may be wrong [but] I’m pretty sure it requires a little bit more effort to get your poop covered underwear clean [than] to rub some soap on [it]. Leave it at the bottom of your tub, and then wring it out when you’re done That’s not going to get a clean [oh] my God. I would not let this woman within 100 feet of me She just smell like some ass. Once I’m done showering, then I ather up the clothes I Almost never do on connecting the last time I do laundry was Maybe three [years] ago. I start wringing out these clothes And don’t um use a dryer not only does the dryer waste money But it’s shrink clothes and there wears clothes out faster So you’re telling me you don’t even have a dryer or a washer lady. I have a question. What is the difference [between] Your version of washing clothing which is basically holding a bar of soap over your head and Standing in the rain because they’re about the same clean you’re not getting your clothes clean at all with what you’re doing You’re letting them soak at the bottom of a shower. What’s the difference between what you’re doing? which is using a free sample to wash your clothes and Then going out and buying a washer and dryer one time for 10 years which might cost $500 A piece and then you get to wash your clothes and actually have them clean what’s the difference? Why not spend the extra cash and then have clothing clean for 10 years? Versus standing in the rain with the bar of soap you see you got to tell these people what’s wrong with them you got use your brain which one’s more important to you having clean clothing a nice personal hygiene, or Saving five hundred Dollars over Ten years and have it swamp ass Not only doesn’t does the dryer waste money, but it’s a shrink clothes and there wears clothes out faster You can keep your clothes looking new or for longer and you don’t dry them well know that what you want to do Maybe a load of laundry every other week It cost like three dollars to wash and dry clothes say maybe six dollars and one Oh my God six dollars you saved six dollars off what what’s wrong with me? I should have been doing this all along what tell me tell me with all these savings. You’re getting from no personal hygiene When are you gonna buy that giant yacht with all your extra cash huh? Yeah exactly Six dollars who cares [I] want to be clean screw the extra six? it’s not going to do anything, but sit [in] a bank say maybe six dollars someone I Don’t use toilet paper. I just use water and soap to clean myself off after going to the bathroom. [you] don’t use toilet paper Okay, all right. God what have you done? Why have you left us?, so lady What do you do with all these savings since oh toilet paper is a giant waste of money, right? [I] mean, why keep your hand clean when you can cup it together and scrape all the poop out [of] your butt crack Huh, do you go out like a dog and just you know run across the grass [and] drag your ass behind? So it wipes away in the dirt. Is that what you do. I don’t use toilet paper I just use water and soap to clean myself off after going to the bathroom [I] take this water bottle that I have and I print myself off if I just urinate as I am done with that and then I dry myself off with one of the paper towels. I have oh my God lady listen what is the difference between paper towels and toilet paper unless you use the Paper towels more than once it’s the same damn thing as toilet paper. I don’t understand hold Hold up, a minute. You know this bitch is lying to us in the frame you can clearly see the toilet paper like myself I think you can clearly see there’s toilet paper right there in the frame [oh], let me guess that’s for blowing your nose Let me tell you what you could save money instead of blowing your nose with toilet paper. Just you know free wind it Blow it right out your nose. You [know] who cares your house is gross You’re a gross why blow your nose the toilet paper You know if you’re not going to wipe your ass just let it all hang disgusting let boogers Just you know drip out of your nose who cares nobody’s going to get close to you anyway? Because you’re going to smell like some dirty-ass. I dry myself off with one of the paper towels I have if I took a dump then I also grab the soap wipe myself down with soap and then I take the water and Rinse off the soap I don’t believe in spending money on something that you’re just [gonna] throw away such as toilet paper or a paper towel And that’s the end of the video. She doesn’t believe [it] spending money on things you throw away well I’m not going to spend money on your dumb ass because at the [end] of the day We’re going to throw your corpse into a hole in the ground so with that mentality Just let you die who cares if you have personal hygiene who cares if you come crawling in with a heart attack? You’re going to be thrown out anyway someday just you know don’t even bother Some people are just stupid. I don’t know hopefully or the video link me any videos you want on [Twitter] and peace out